an important conversation about pants

Published June 1, 2008 Junior Year , in which I learn something , tidbits 2 Comments

I had this conversation with myself this morning:

Self, your pants are on inside out.
No they’re not, they’re perfect, I love them like this.
Yes they are. Look at the waist band.
But it folds over! It’s fine!
But where is the drawstring? Where, I ask you??
It’s here, where it’s supposed to be. Oh, no wait, that’s not where it’s supposed to be. Shit, you’re right. They’re inside out.
Oh, no wait! Look at the little orange thing! That’s supposed to be on the outside, and it is! You’re totally set. Pants right side out.
Oh, my god what a relief.