When I saw your feet under the door behind me in the mirror, I knew you were not a girl. I am sure there are girls with manly feet and guys with girly feet, but I instantly knew you were a dude. I mean, come on. Sometimes, you just know these things. So it was pretty silly of you to wait forever standing just inside the door of the stall because you were embarrassed that I’d caught you in the girls’ bathroom. I mean, I can SEE your FEET. I know you’re standing hesitating by the door. I KNOW.
So really it was just awkward when you made the dash for the door while I was washing my face and you thought I wouldn’t be able to see you. I mean, yes, it was amusing, and I’m personally grateful, since you totally livened up my night and gave me something to blog about (at long last), but it was kind of totally unneccessary. And let’s get right down to it–you were really too lazy to walk the extra 10 to 15 feet to the guy’s bathroom? I mean, COME ON. It is not that far. And once you’ve been busted, have the good grace to pretend you haven’t been. I mean, we’re all grownups here. There are worse things than some chick catching you in just your boxers in the girls’ bathroom at 2 in the morning. Take it like a man, for all our sakes.
Love,
mary
P.S. I totally know who you were, by the way, but for the sake of your dignity, I won’t share it with the internet. You happen to room with a friend of mine, actually, and you definitely don’t live in this dorm. If I giggle when next we meet, you’ll know why.
you know,
sometimes i miss living in the dorms.
& not just for the making out in the abandoned laundry room…
but for the walking down the hall utterly naked except for a towel & cheetah print slippers, & stopping to have a conversation, usually with more than one person,
& for the group sing-alongs in the shower (someone would randomly select songs,laminate them & then tape them to the insides of the shower doors… i’d forgotten about that… it was awesome, we also had a weekly floor newsletter that would be tapped up inside the toilet stalls)
anyway, the community was great (loud but great)
but this guy, he’s not up on the community & love, he should have come out, & chatted with you!
gender segregation- just another way the man tries to keep us down
loves it.