My hair smells like dumpling.
This is because I am:
1. a wuss
and
2. not chinese
and therefore did not
3. put the whole dumpling in my mouth at once, like Jay
and so
4. it squooged out dumpling juice
and
5. my hair is long
and was therefore
6. in the line of fire.
that is
7. bad sauce.
But so so delicious. The most delicious dumpling.
oh!
i so want to stealllllllll this! for my poetry class!
maybe i’ll just lift the format
Mary, you classy lady, you’re such an inspiration
haha…awwww, thanks honey! I hadn’t even thought about it as a poem, but you’re right, it does kind of have some form going on in there.
Pretty poem + pretty new webpage. So much prettiness.
Thank you!
It wasn’t an intentional poem, but I’ll take ‘em where I can get ‘em. It’s actually an IM monologue of sorts, transcribed pretty much word for word