Since I know we’ve all been thinking a lot about obnoxious songs lately, I thought I’d just introduce y’all to one more classic of the genre. Ian, you said you’d never heard this, which blows my mind.
Start here with Soulja Boy’s “Crank That.”
If you want to learn the dance, check out the instructional DVD.
There are about a thousand people on youtube who have learned this dance (or made up spiderman variations?).
But do you know what it means to “superman that ho?” Or to “Spiderman that ho?”
Yeah, I thought not. The internet is a strange mistress.
How has Ian never heard this song? Impossible.
All you really need is this:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1784347
And nobody tell her what it means to superman that ho, I didn’t want to know, no one should have to know. Not ever. We live in a sick world.
Nevermind I just clicked on the link. Turns out you are already ruined. I am so sorry.
Nevermind I just clicked on the link. Turns out you are already ruined. I am so sorry. Boys are like monkeys.
GHA. Twice. Sorry.
I didn’t listen to the whole thing, as I am at work and need to have most of my motor skills, but I did skip to halfway through to see if it was still terrible. And it was.
And ew.
so bad
so bad not even good bad
just bad bad
bad
& superman that ho… put it together… actually maybe don’t
it’s not pleasant…. very sick world
& yeah, how could Ian have not heard this
even some stupid bitch in my photo class was singing it the other day, i almost had to smack her
Ah, things I know because of my pervy 12-year-old neighbor…
My little sister explained to me what was involved in Supermanning a ho. Now, thanks to you, I also know about Spidermanning a ho.
My question, then, is: Who is going to tell me about Batmanning a ho? What would that involve? A lot of crazy sex toys that let you glide and catch bad guys and shit?
I don’t think there ever could be a “Batmanning a ho” because Batman is too busy (a) breaking through skylights and kicking ass, (b) taking names, and (c) avenging his parents’ death via a never-ending methodic and psychological war on the criminal element of Gotham to have a distinctly unpleasant sexual act named after him. Or at least I hope so.
Spiderman has been ruined forever. (And I didn’t even get to see the third movie!)
Sorry guys, but “batman a ho” is, in fact, already a gross sexual euphemism.
(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=batman+that+ho)
What haven’t they touched yet?
Batmanning a ho wins the prize for most ridiculous sexual act that doesn’t involve waste products. Plus it’s totally unrealistic. I mean, let’s keep it real. When Batman and Robin are together in a sexual situation, there is NOT a woman involved. Just sweet sweet statutory rape.
Who knew superheroes were so degrading to women? Except, of course, Aquaman. Courtesy of UrbanDictionary:
Aquaman: The same as the “Motorboat” except downtown. When a guy goes down on a woman for sexual pleasure. A.k.a The “Downtown Motorboat”, “Scuba Kitty”, and “Southern Motorboat”.
Also, I just watched that College Humor video up there. I’m especially fond of the arabesque on the word Superman. You know, a little touch of graceful ballet in there before we hit the word ho.
I’ve seen that video before! That kid who bounces up to the front is… well… he has more energy than I do right now…
dern it where is that Mountain Dew? …
“Sweet sweet statutory rape”: I had to try so hard not to laugh and wake my roommate up that I think I make have pulled a muscle.
I think they had to think of something for Batman to do to a ho just because of the inevitable mental question bubble that if there’s a Superman and a Spiderman ho procedure, Batman has to have one too. Also, in my pervy head I kind of hoped Batmanning ho would involve capes and bungee cords…who invited Robin?
Don’t see Spider Man 3, it will make your soul sore.
I also enjoy watching bunheads and amped little boys do arabesques while mouthing “SUPERMAN THAT HO.” Way back in my day we just did the competition style straight jacket smile.
Sweet dirty thread batman!
POW!